Not-So-Secret "Top Secret"
Granted, we don't know you but chances are if we did, we'd probably like you. So knowing that we could be good friends, we're going to share some of the things were working on. Some of them may go away because what sounds good on paper may not exactly work out as planned. A good example is Scratch N Sniff Benders, which had everyone excited until we really found out what Fender and Shaggy smelled like. Yuck! Anyway, here's what's new but not necessarily improved.
 
Editor's note:  If you've got a better idea or a Bender you'd like to see us develop, tell us. We can't pay you for it since the inventor wants all the royalties to himself but we will listen.
 
Inventor's note:  "I'm not as greedy as they make me out to be but I still won't share the puny royalty payment I get from Hog Wild. It was my idea and I've got a family to support. But if you've got other ideas, these guys pay a 5% royalty on any NEW item you give them and they bring to market. It's not a bad deal and they aren't that tough to take advantage of. Good luck!"