Club Membership Rules Have Changed!

Recently we were hit with a mini virus, bad rash and semi resistant strain of internet flu. Actually our Free Bender program for club members wound up on some free-bee websites and we were inundated with lots of free requests for those who really did not appreciate the heart and soul of the Benders. So like most good things, our free Bender with no strings attached program has now come to an end. In its place is a crummy now you gotta buy something to join the program which we’re not crazy about but according to our accounting department must be done. So here’s the new rules to join the Benders Fan Club:

1. Offer valid in USA only.

2. Send us one proof of purchase by mail. This can be a Bender Buck (easiest way) which is located inside every Bender tin or a copy of your store receipt (hardest way because they are often lost).

3. Proof of purchase needs to be mailed to:
Hog Wild Bender Fan Club
221 SE Main Street
Portland, Oregon 97214

4. Include your email and street address so we can reach you.

5. You’ll then be registered and be included in all the perks:
• Special bulletins sent via email on new products, contests, etc. (you call that a “perk”?)
• Once a year, we’ll mail you a free Bender (usually at the beginning of the year)
• We won’t sell or give away your information because now we don’t trust anyone.

If you want to use the interactive response below, you can. Most responses are read but nearly never responded to (lousy boss’ good for nothing son-in-law that never does his job).

Sorry for the inconvenience but our lack of internet knowledge certainly cost us this time. We hate rules, viruses and anything else that sucks the fun out of Benders and their true fans.